Posted by : Wendy B Sunday, 26 February 2012
Starhawk. We both loved Warhawk, though he probably loved it more and still sometimes reverts to it for some good old fashioned stress relief. I can't argue that. Nothing relieves stress like blowing someone up with a tank.
So Starhawk Beta. I'll paraphrase his review here:
J: This sucks. Only noobs on my team and the other team are all level 5 and 6.
Me: Well, I can only assume you will level soon enough.
J: 100 xp. This sucks. I'm quitting. Can't find my sniper rifle.
Me: Maybe you'll get on the winning team next round.
J: Oh hey, building stuff is cool! Oh hey, you can shoot down buildings, too. Where are the fucking weapons?
Me: See? Now you have experience points and soon you can be as uber as the other level 6es.
*** 10 minute later ***
Me: I see you find your sniper rifle.
J: <girlish giggle>
Rating: New Addiction Achieved.