Posted by : Wendy B Wednesday, 1 February 2012
I then suggested Zoe Saldana and Michael Fassbender. He refused Zoe on the grounds that she’s too skinny and requested Jessica Alba instead. I vetoed her because I just don’t like her (Fantastic Four might have something to do with it). I note that he didn’t say anything about Michael Fassbender, though I had actually meant to say Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Freudian slip. So I’ll keep him on my list with Idris Elba (dressed as Heimdall), Cole Hauser, Jason Momoa (no talking, honey) and Chris Hemsworth (dressed as Thor or the Huntsman, or like this).
He suggested Gina Torres and Aisha Tyler as replacements. I readily agreed, assuming that Gina would be in her Cleopatra 2525, Xena, Firefly, Wonder Woman or Suits attire, and Aisha would be channelling Lana, and obviously, I get to watch.
In my youth, I used to be all about Brad Pitt and watched even the most obscure of his movies and collected favourite quotes from them (“Sorry I rip you shit?”), but now that we’re both older and more mature and with family, I really just want him and Angelina to bring the kids over for a playdate.