Posted by : Wendy B Saturday, 20 August 2011
The Ultimate Fathom Cross-over 2000
In order to get Cassie back safely from the underwater base she is imprisoned in, Aspen has to steal a special submarine designed by Wayne Enterprises. Understanding Aspen's pain, batman lets her go after the shocking revelation that he is actually the mysterious underwater guy, Carmeron, and Sara Pezzini's illegitimate brother.
As fate would have it, Pez overhears everything, as she had been in Gotham City following a lead about the origins of the Witchblade, which, as it turns out, is actually the reincarnation of the Phoenix entity.
Unbeknownst the the trio, Mephisto, Tapestry, Dr. Doom and Mr. Sinister have been secretly planning their next hostile takeover of the world using the Summers/Grey DNA stored in Lex Luthor's STAR Labs in Metropolis, but their experiment goes awry when someone spills Aunt May's secret recipe for grits into the vat, serendipitously creating five clones of Jean Grey and seven of Peter Parker, while simultaneously restoring Matt Murdoch's sight.
Above the lab, Superman's marriage to Abby Chase is interrupted by the sudden appearance of Godzilla, who is being controlled by Red Monika, wielding yellow manipulate materia. Too bad the materia fails on her, releasing Godzilla, who proceeds to get himself lost in the city of Manhattan.
Meanwhile, during the lizard's rampage, Chase's maid of honour, Lara Croft, implements her plans to destroy her best friend's wedding, only to be confronted by her long time enemy and former lover, Solid Snake and his brother Liquid Sephiroth.
Thankfully, the WildCATS have finally gotten back together after having tea with Mussolini, Lynch and the Gen13 kids, they head over to Metropolis to kick some serious ass.
With guest appearances by The Fantastic Four, Kabuki, Shi, Jay and Silent Bob, Katchoo, a rather handsome pizza delivery guy in tight shorts and no shirt, the top half of Darth Maul and the entire cast of Cats, this promises to be the hottest cross-over of the 21st century, spanning the pages of 200 titles, 42 companies, and soon to be a feature length film starring the cast of Party of Five and Dawson's Creek, along with Britney Spears, Geri Halliwell, N*Sync, The Backstreet Boys and Leonardo DiCaprio and will be directed by Stephen Spielberg, James Cameron, George Lucas and Oliver Stone.
Who really hates cross-overs